My Stars by Madame ZZaj, Romanian Queen of all Queens
Leo (July 23-August 22): It would appear that you require the space to be much more physical than your circumstances are allowing for. Time for you to toss the calendar into the rubbish, and detach yourself from others, and demand your time. You can be forgiven if you accidentally leave your phone home when taking a walk.
Virgo (August 23-September 22) It might benefit you to occasionally cast your gaze down towards the ground. The “good book” does mention from the dust we came, into it we shall return. Probably best that it doesn’t happen by you falling flat on your face into it, because you’re too busy reading your PR.
Libra (September 23-October22): This season you may have found your desires, your interests, needed to be sidelined, and perhaps are even a bit scuffed up because they’ve been kicked around while being there. This should prove to be the time for you to devote to their refurbishment.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): While the blame won’t fall on you, Mercury does go retrograde while the Moon moves into Scorpio this August. It serves as a reminder to you, that your comings and goings attract far too much attention to more judgmental individuals in your social circle.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 22): I do hope you allow yourself to enjoy your ruling planet starting its retrograde movement. Well, it allows all of us the opportunity to gather success to our bosom. You should allow yourself to put together a lovely sampler of successes, which you have tried moving your life towards for quite some time.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Your capacity to ignore the slight, constant pressure exerted by Saturn and Uranus in your chart, the pressure under which we have all existed this year, is admirable, though not necessarily enviable. Allow yourself a chance to relieve the pressure.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Forgive us for believing that you’ve changed your favorite fragrance to Icy Hot. The Full Moon at the start of August sets off a cascade of responsibility to descend upon you. You’ll need a salve for the aches that you will suffer in places you didn’t even know existed. I know, this wasn’t the way you were planning to finish off the season, but there you have it.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): August ends, while not with meeting with new love, with a greater comfort than a trick could bring you. That would be the new blessing of being able to say no to others. And two, allow yourself the chance to have better insight into your circumstances at the moment.
Aries (March 21-April 20): Generally, things don’t seem to slow you down, and that is still the case as we move towards September. The planets appear preoccupied with tripping up other signs, rather than noticing you. You should be able to get away with virtually anything, as long as you avoid creating a scene.
Taurus (April 21-May20): This part of the calendar provides you with plenty of opportunity and to be seen as a good pal, who will be a soft, soft touch for a favor. Well, it’s wonderful to be that person; it might be best for you to recall that, unless you are a parent, it actually isn’t your responsibility to make sure that others are able to reach their destination.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): New opportunities for self-improvement appear before you when unexpected (though infomercials do not count.) Just remember that you haven’t been tucked away in some remote land. Were these legit tips, they already would have come to your notice. Search through your pockets, or wherever else you may have left your common sense.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): While others may be attempting to distract you from your focus on getting everything at home in order, it’s difficult for them to perceive those things being in order provide to you a much needed stability that they may not require in their own lives. There is no need to explain this to them. Some days, the most important thing can be to get new lining paper down in the kitchen cabinets.