My Stars by Madame Zzaj, Romanian Queen of All Queens

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Cancer sign

Jupiter will affect those under the sign of Cancer

Gemini sign

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Duty calls, or you seem to always be on call. Fortunately, Mars and Saturn provide you stamina to cope with the accelerating demands on you time and skills. You are the carpool parent always filling in for others who can’t get the schedule straight.

Cancer sign

Cancer (June 21-July 22): It seems that you are in for a dizzying summer, stuck on the dance floor with a partner intent on spinning you round and round. Jupiter makes quite a companion to your Moon, inviting you to participate in divine excess and pursuit of every social invitation. You may want to consider vitamin supplements to keep up your strength.

Leo sign

Leo (July 23-August 22): Uranus has a bone to pick with your sign, swinging your mood to ever greater highs, only to be let down abruptly. Everything will seem a bit off-kilter; it might be best to take to a swooning couch for the season and receive at home, with a damp towel on your brow.

Virgo sign

Virgo (August 23-September 22): June starts out strong, with a certain warmth you sometimes don’t exhibit blazing forth. Don’t let it burn too brightly, however, as Saturn, as for so many signs this season, plans to tire you out, trip you up with shenanigans.

Libra sign

Libra (September 23-October22): You and Scorpios sometimes end up sharing an astral Uber, and such is the case now. Get a good set of gloves, as you’ll be joining them in distracting yourself by small, repetitive tasks.

Scorpio sign

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Time to switch from party to work clothes and spend the next two months in more manual and less cerebral labor. It’s not my doing; the planets are not in your corner, as it were. Sometimes you just need to wait out circumstances.

Sagittarius sign

Sagittarius (November 22-December 22):Things get off to a bumpy start the beginning of June, mostly due to unreasonable expectations on your part. It all improves mid-month, as we pass the Full Moon, at which time the reality of your situation becomes clearer.

Capricorn sign

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): While we mostly hope for a summer of fun, I suppose, it appears that yours might be the season of family “emergencies” continually disrupting your plans. Sometimes, it might be better to let others face the situation they have created, rather than doing the heavy lifting for them, while they loll around.

aquarius sign

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): While it’s good to be firm in one’s positions, Uranus is whispering in your ear to ignore the advice from others, as you know it all. That might be true; however, while your head’s in the clouds, others are trying to show you potholes ahead; heed them.

Pisces sign

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Neptune, always by your side, sometimes provides fragile, untenable notions, and sometimes profound insights. It seems the gift of insight is your gift from the depths this time. You’ll know the right thing to say, and what to do, even if others ignore your lead.

aries sign

Aries (March 21-April 20): The summer, or the first part of it, appears to be the stage where you desire, and have ample space to really shine. As we move through July, you tire of it all, alas.

Taurus sign

Taurus (April 21-May20): It doesn’t seem as though opportunities will match your desires this season. Hope springs eternal, but much of what you wish to accomplish, joyfully, is just on the other side of the wall erected by your Moon being square Saturn far too often. Seems satisfaction comes from brief glimpses