My Stars: by Madame Zzaj, Romanian Queen of All Queens
Aries (March 21 – April 20): With the New Moon in April being an Aries Moon, it appears that you will be exhibiting different facets of yourself then were the case as winter ended. Well, you can be known for your gregarious behavior, but now it seems modulated by some actual empathy for the positions in needs of others. This is to your credit; don’t overdraw the goodwill that you are finding in your account (but by all means, shop at Goodwill).
Taurus (April 21 – May20): Let’s start by saying you deserve to have an easier time of it then you will, all things being equal, which they rarely are. Saturn is not your friend, always throwing up roadblocks just as your engines revving up, thanks to Mars and your Moon having a race. As long as you pay attention to the road, having a car to avoid the major obstacles thrown your way, it should be a fun ride.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): What is there to say and what is there to do? In your case, quite a lot. Neptune affects your recall, allowing you to retrieve clear instructions from long forgotten events. It seems you have a lot to revisit in the past but unlike most of us, you will be able to make real changes, real reparations.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Whether through hard work or pure dumb luck we sometimes get to savor the best the season has to offer. For you, my dear, this year, it can be like a whole new coming out party, no matter your proclivities. All indications are that health, success, attractiveness, will be handed to you in an almost embarrassingly large measure, as such things are largely measured. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, be a star.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): The more that April is in the rear-view mirror, the more comfortable you will feel, the pack of petty doubts which seemed to hound you, will dog you no more; or at least you’re not checking over your shoulder constantly to gauge their pursuit. May seems to be for reflection and rehearsal rather than action. It’s the life of the mind that matters most right now.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Seems that we get to see the more content and gracious you, the Lady Bountiful as it were. For once, your Moon’s relationship with Uranus allows you to be gracious while being on top of the world (or at least in your own little corner of it). For once you don’t appear to want to devour your opponent when you’re smiling at them; not a bad look.
Libra (September 23 – October22): Saturn does you no favors this spring. When badly positioned, it can be a leaden weight and for you, that hindrance falls directly on your tongue. It’s not so much that words fail you as much as they do not assist you and your Moon is also battling with Mercury. Might be best to wait this one out, take your lawyer’s advice and say nothing for once.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): April, for TS Eliot, was the cruelest month, which doesn’t mean that you should take that for your marching orders this spring. With your Moon square Saturn and Uranus both months, it’s too easy for you to plow forward with no consideration for yourself or others, making it all (I mean all) more difficult than it needs to be.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 22): if you were a breakfast food on the griddle of the planets, you’d probably end up on the menu as a pancake as your ruling planet, Jupiter, keeps flipping between cooperating with your Moon and opposing it. On the bright side, Saturn keeps you moving forward, despite these constant changes of fortune.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Sometimes, the odds are ever in one’s favor, and you take the prize the next two months. In your case, Saturn and your Moon are working overtime as your own personal security team, playing nice with the other planets by telling them who’s boss, and that would be you. Enjoy your time being at the top of the heap.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You might want to consider keeping your schedule open as we make the world bright and gay again. While Uranus does have you a bit too full of yourself and your abilities, the rest of the planets seem to be playing along nicely in regard to you being received well, both for yourself and as well as what you bring to the table. It appears that you will be in high demand this season.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): While most of us will be seeking in the sunlight as we move through the spring, it seems your sign has other plans in store, hiding in the shadows, exploring darker thoughts. Partially this is due to your Moon being square Mars but more so due to your sign’s peculiar sensitivity to your Moon and Neptune interacting. Come May, you will be more ready to share your explorations with us mere mortals, coming forth from the Dark Shadows.