My Stars by Madame ZZaj, Romanian Queen of all Queens
Libra (September 23-October 22): The New Moon on Oct. 14 compels you and all those under your sign to redouble their devotion to their responsibilities. You poor darlings appear to be under compulsion to take on any burden that those around you are shirking. Please accept my thanks for stepping in to be the goat for your friends or the pack horse for many, allowing us to put our feet up to rest.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): As we move further and further near your birthday season, it does seem more and more difficult to get you to acknowledge others around you. It’s not that you’re indifferent to others, but you require your focus to be pinpointed on a few discrete tasks, leaving you little time for other things. Please at least acknowledge cards and presents, in a timely manner.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 22): The shifting tides of the season have you wondering why you have stashed aside so many nuts for future use; you have allowed your finances to become far too intertwined and complicated. This would seem to be the time to really take stock of where your resources have been stashed, and at least put together a treasure map, so others might assist you in gathering them all back together.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): The middle of October finds the Moon forming some very favorable aspects in regards to your sign; these generally are remarkably supportive of those pursuits that make your heart leap with joy. If you’ve been feeling disaffected by circumstances, it will become easy for you to pursue new interests.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): As we move toward Halloween, it does appear that you will be attracting an abundance of suggestions of what you should be doing with yourself and how you should be spending your time. I suppose you should feel happy that others are taking any notice of you at all, but it all becomes boring when your opinion is the only one that doesn’t seem to matter.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): While we all would like every day to be full of joy, which motivates us to move along, in your case this inspiration has been lacking, making it exhausting to just put one foot in front of the next. Don’t hesitate to call in some favors to have other friends inspire you, to relight your pilot light, as it were.
Aries (March 21-April 20): Serendipity appears to be your guiding principle as we all proceed through the next two months; success appears to be in the cards, if you think of all of this as a card game. Let the other players be reckless, going all in while you’re biding your time. You might not snatch the big pots, or run the table, but you’ll do fine.
Taurus (April 21-May 20): You can just be so adorable when you’re intoxicated by the idea of being enticed into love. This season really has you dipping deeply into your pockets, throwing around your assets, letting them hang out to attract to a partner’s attention. While this won’t result in you being arrested for indecent exposure, it might lead to your bank’s manager calling you about your funds being depleted.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): There isn’t a single one who wouldn’t like to take a break from adulting. In your case, it appears as though the aspects in your star chart have decided to have you regress back into the nursery. You really need to find a way to return to self-sufficiency, as we all have our own inner child to assist; mommy/daddy are busy little ones. Or is it a matter that you just want a spanking?
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Fortune appears to favor you as October leads into the autumn. At least the stars are nurturing in you an inability to ignore things that in the past would distract your focus. Your Moon and Neptune are working overtime to produce a wonderful fandango, distracting you from things that should be occupying your attention.
Leo (July 23-August 22): It might be a good idea for you to figure out a way to become more comfortable with others asking you probing questions. It’s not that they’re being nosy for the sake of being nosy; it’s just that we’re trying to figure out how you deserved the run of good luck that seems to follow you like autumn leaves, carried along by eddying breezes.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): While you generally exhibit the knack of making it all seem effortless, Saturn keeps nudging success off to the side, just a bit out of reach for you, not sure whether it’s being hoarded for other signs, or if it is being held aside simply as a selfish act. Regardless, you’ve enough luck set aside to tap yourself.