The ultimate Holigay gift guide for 2020

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Dylan's Candy Bar Gift wrapped
Dylan's Candy Bar Gift wrapped for 2020

Treat yourself and your loved ones this year

In a year filled with more craziness than any of us ever expected, at least we have the holidays. What will they look like this year? Bright, beautiful, and back to basics. Treat yourself and your loved ones to these come-on-be-happy presents hand-picked for LGBTQ friends and family.

We Are Beautiful Ring
There wasn’t much glitter or glam in The Year That Wasn’t, but you can change that.

Therapeutic Journal book
Therapeutic Journal book

100% of proceeds from Pharoun’s 22k gold, rainbow-edged We Are Beautiful cocktail ring (also available in sterling silver) will benefit civil-rights organization Southerners on New Ground.

$115-$145; pharaoun.com

Therapeutic Journal
Stressed? Join the club—if clubs were a thing right now. Until then, try the Write Here & Tear therapeutic journal, which encourages users to jot down their troubles then tear ’em up. Journaling and paper tearing have proven results, too, with 55% of survey respondents reporting relief, and another 35% relaxation. $20; shop.nicolerussell.com

Queer Agenda card game box
Queer Agenda card game box

Queer Agenda Card Game
Made by and for the LGBTQ+ community, the Queer Agenda card game prompts players to participate in rowdy dares and answer inappropriate questions– because you’re goddamn right it should. $25; fitzgames.com

Embossed Rolling Pin
Imprint whimsical holiday scenes—including detailed snowflakes, trees and reindeer– onto sugar cookies, piecrusts,

Embossed rolling pin for baking
Embossed rolling pin for baking

and even pastas from solid beech wood rolling pins that’ll give Martha a run for her baking-maven money. $35; embossedco.com

 

Rainbow Safety Razor
Iridescent anodized zinc and brass alloy add a splash of queer panache to your Dopp kit on a safety razor—can’t be too careful in Final Destination 2020—that changes appearance depending how light hits it.

Embossed rolling pin for baking
Embossed rolling pin for baking

Just like you, boo. $30; shave.net

Heated Towel Rack
Spas and bathhouses were but a memory this year but you can bask in hot hugs from the comfort of your own home. This heated towel rack keeps your fluffy terrys dry and 90 percent more hygienic between washes—an appreciated feature during a COVID-19 Christmas. $500+; bathroombutleronline.com

Molly Hatchet dessert plates
Molly Hatchet dessert plates

Holiday Icon Dessert Set
Set your socially distanced dessert table in style with Molly Hatch’s modern heirloom ceramic plates and mugs featuring matching icon prints of candy canes, Christmas trees, gingerbread folx, holly, ice skates, and snowflakes. $16-$18 each; mollyhatch.com

Sustainable Swabs and Tissues
LastSwab and LastTissue replace single-use Q-Tips and Kleenex for convenient, washable, good-for-you-and-the-environment stocking stuffers.

Sustainable swabs from Last Object
Sustainable swabs from Last Object

Because there is no Planet B. $12-$24; lastobject.com

 

Pot for Pot Kit
Pot for Pot DIY cannabis growing kits produce up to eight ounces of ganj in 80 days so you can turn your kitchen, patio, or desk with natural or artificial light into a money-saving personal dispensary. Ships to all 50 states—and states of mind.

$100; apotforpot.com

 

Pot accessories from Spot for Pot
Pot accessories from Spot for Pot

Gummy Sweet Treat Tower
Taste the rainbow of a foot-high sweets tower from Dylan’s Candy Bar—including bears (gummy ones, of course), Razzmataz rainbow bites, red Australian licorice, and sour poppers (not the kind you’re used to)—packaged in striped, tiered boxes and tied with a bow. $50; dylanscandybar.com

#FakeFacts Game
No, this card game isn’t based on Donald Trump’s presidency—not entirely, at least—but it will provide hours of fun trying to identify and fool others with bizarre, surprising, and unpredictable trivia.

The Fake Facts game from Donq.com
The Fake Facts game from Donq.com

Easy to play virtually over Zoom, too. $15; thegamecrafter.com

Craft Caribbean Rum
You can file the bright and radiant Don Q Reserve 7 aged Puerto Rican rum under “Fucking Necessary” and serve it on the rocks at this year’s six-feet-from-insanity holiday party. $25, donq.com

SpongeBob Pride Pop!
Pride celebrations were largely cancelled this year—because what wasn’t? But you can shine on anytime of year, queer, with a Funko Pop!

Robot Vacuum from Yeedi
Robot Vacuum from Yeedi

Pride stocking stuffer in the form of verified gay-con SpongeBob Squarepants. $11; funko.com

Robot Vacuum
Yeedi’s K650 automated vacuum—boasting bigger suction, less noise, high-efficiency filtration, and made of durable anti-scratch tempered glass—lessens the Cinderella-y workload while you work from home. $220; amazon.com

Earrings from Styletopology.com
Earrings from Styletopology.com

Evil Eye Earrings
Fourteen-karat-gold evil-eye earrings encrusted with .08 carats of diamonds will provide cheeky edge to a New Year’s Eve look that’s not lookin’ back. 2021 or bust, baby! $260; styletypology.com

Mikey Rox is an award-winning journalist and LGBT lifestyle expert whose work has been published in more than 100 outlets across the world. He currently lives in his van, ho-ho-hoing around the country. Connect with Mikey on Instagram @mikeyroxtravels