Summer planning with the planets

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earthMy Stars June July 2011    

Aries (Mar21-Apr20): While your Mars is well aspected this summer, the other planets goad you on to excesses.  While your meltdown might not land you a job on celebrity apprentice, a video of it might gain you some fame on You Tube.  Don’t expect those near and dear to you to put up with these shenanigans.

Taurus (Apr 21-May20): Are you still puzzling over the meaning of the last episode of “The Sopranos”?  There’s a chance that your employers will leave you feeling the same way, as the perks and privileges you have treated as your due may vanish without warning, leaving you to depend on your own resources; have you any?

Gemini (May 21-June 21):  I see nothing but work for you, nose to the grindstone, that sort of thing.  Your Mercury returns to Gemini the end of June, allowing you to effectively showcase your efforts.  Others might request an unnecessary do-over the end of July, so, it would be better to go away and not take their calls.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): It might be well for you to consider the next two months as a shakeout period on an untested amusement park ride, leaving you, alternatively, short of breath, or clutching your pearls.  Financial success and reversals follow each other faster than you can consciously react.  You should make it through fine, as long as you hold tight to your vision.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22): It would prove better for you to spend this cycle sauntering, strolling, or simply passing by, keeping your hands in your pockets, rather than agreeing to support yet another hare-brained scheme proposed by someone close to you.  Even though it’s out of character,, your mantra should be “I am otherwise engaged”.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): The swath you clear in your progress through June and July will have your friends wondering what you will do for an encore, and whether it will cause them pain.  It’s not that you shouldn’t have dealt with matters so ruthlessly, merely that not everyone wanted to see the blood on your hands.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22):  All the interesting people will only be visible to you out of the corner of your eye; when you attempt to gaze on them directly, they scatter.  You are suffering from “outer planet movements” (OPM, watch your television for the upcoming treatment).  It’s not that everything you knew is wrong, merely that you are sorting out a new way to deal with the next arc of your life, and your angst is unpleasant for others to see.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21): Compared to a year ago, all the indicators point to continued financial success (yes, the stars are part of the Federal Reserve Board).  This return to prosperity might lure you to open the purse-strings wider (so many things to buy).  As much as it might pain you, ignore these blandishments, and sock away as much as you can.  Just ask yourself, “What would Suzie Ormand say”, and proceed accordingly.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21):  Coming out of the starting blocks in June, you will continually stumble, despite your best efforts.  Don’t let this poor start have you throw in the towel.  If you stay the course, July should find you falling into an effective rhythm.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): Much as you would like to burrow into a sand dune, or return to a thumb-sucking posture in some womb, the funk that Saturn inflicts on you cannot be transformed by your brooding alone.  Those near and dear to you appreciate what you have done for them in the past, and now stand to help you; let them.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Brains and style will carry you far (because, of course, your bankbook won’t).  This is your Gatsby moment, old sport.  In the words of a great man, “If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life”  Eventually, this pose will wear thin, but work it while you can.

Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20): The assembled elders will murmur among themselves, shaking their heads in disapproval.  It’s not that their opinion is correct (it isn’t), but your whole new approach to problem solving is beyond their comprehension.  Distract them while you continue to do exactly as you please.

 

 

 

earthMy Stars June July 2011    

Aries (Mar21-Apr20): While your Mars is well aspected this summer, the other planets goad you on to excesses.  While your meltdown might not land you a job on celebrity apprentice, a video of it might gain you some fame on You Tube.  Don’t expect those near and dear to you to put up with these shenanigans.