Taurus (April 21-May 20): Spring weather goes through a freeze and thaw cycle, making for a rugged, teeth-rattling journey. It seems to be what you’ll experience when you’re in the driver’s seat this season. It’s either that or a tiny bout of terror that sets your teeth chattering. In either case, it seems that we will be dealing with you with teeth clenched (or you’re attempting to sound like Katharine Hepburn).
Gemini (May 21-June 20): The astrological influences on your sign this spring might induce you to be one of those busy commuters who are weighed down with multiple purses, tote bags, and such. It falls to your sign to be a version of Felix the Cat, able to dip into some part of your luggage for the item someone else has forgotten.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): There’s no doubting we are all hoping to have our desires satiated. In truth, the planetary aspects have woven a fine net that seems to funnel satisfaction more directly to your sign then it does to the rest of us. As we make our progress through the spring, hopefully you’ll remember that sharing is caring.
Leo (July 23-August 22): You should find it easy to be a self-starter. The strange thing is that others wish to lend a hand, though it’s obvious that it’s unnecessary. Do try to be gracious while turning down the offer, as to avoid creating an unintended friction point in your social circle.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): A cascade of random thoughts makes it difficult for you to focus on the situation at hand. Quite literally, you are the one who is afflicted with spring fever, staring pensively out, wishing that your responsibilities allowed you to be outside playing with the cool kids. Don’t worry, you’ll be cool later on. You won’t be the last one chosen for dodgeball.
Libra (September 23-October 22): The April Full Moon brings your sign optimism and the promise of bountiful success in most any endeavor that you may wish to pursue. This should be a splendid spring for all born under this sign. It seems that every planet wishes to have a hand in your success. Just keep in mind Snow White’s travails; don’t upset the evil stepmother.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Alas, the planets seem determined to throw up roadblocks as you progress into this season. You may not have deserved character-building obstacles to start off, but such is your lot. On the bright side you’ll be fit and toned to move into a more exciting May. Its start with the Full Moon provides a spotlight for all to see your successes.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Easter Sunday, whether or not you participate in the celebration, should be considered the time to really show your stuff. Cast off any residual gloom that may be cloaking you; adorn yourself with fabulousness, whether you feel it or not; fake it till you make it.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Hopefully you can tap into some improv instruction or lessons that you may have previously experienced as you proceed out of the house. There may be troubles ahead; you can bear up under them, but others might expect you to put on a happy face.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Isn’t it always the ones who should support you who end up disappointing you? In your case, it’s your ruling planet Saturn, who doesn’t seem to be returning your calls or answering your texts. You’re being left to your own devices. This is a period of time you’ll just have to muddle through without assistance. On the bright side, your business endeavors appear to be on solid ground.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): You should have on track shoes and switch out from your fancy disco heels. Reversals of fortune are in the offing, but you have the resilience and stamina to just scurry along your way, unhindered by your footwear choice. Just remain with a differential attitude, with the confidence that Jupiter, your ruling planet, is hard at work for you.
Aries (March 21-April 20): Do try to carve out time to rest up during our mutual progress through April. Your ruling planet, Mars, appears to be busy elsewhere — at least, engaged in other pursuits that don’t include re-energizing anyone under your sign. Be prepared to step up your assistance with close family, despite not being turbocharged by Mars. You might come off a bit acerbic because of this, but try to maintain a more balanced approach.
