Is Barbie Safe From Weiner’s Weiner?

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Following that time-honored American maxim, applicable to virtually every disaster and scandal, “how can we make a buck off this?” Herobuilders.com, a company in Connecticut that bills itself as “the last American toy company,” has marketed an anatomically correct Congressman Anthony Weiner doll. Which, at $39.95, is reportedly flying off store shelves – they say.

For an extra $10, you can buy the “enhanced” version, the attributes of which can be imagined. Sold separately is a miniature blackberry so the Weiner doll can send salacious messages to the local Barbies.

In an interview, the well-known doll celebrity Ken Doll, widely rumored to be a lightly closeted gay, expressed disdain. “All that texting and emailing Tony [Anthony Weiner] did was all talk – no action. I mean, come ON!, if he really wanted pussy he wouldn’t be emailing some tramp on the other side of the continent. She was just his virtual beard! Oh no honey. Tony’s tale goes way deeper than that but I’m not telling – not for free anyway. You just have to wait for my book to come out.”

Out-Gay Bruce Doll stated “I know who I saw at the gay-doll bar last weekend. That’s all I’m saying. I know who I saw. I’m just sayin’…”

Military careerist GI Joe Doll, declined to respond to questions because of “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Weiner Doll available at Herobuilders.com

 

Rainbow trianglejust in fun – mostly!

Following that time-honored American maxim, applicable to virtually every disaster and scandal, “how can we make a buck off this?” Herobuilders.com, a company in Connecticut that bills itself as “the last American toy company,” has marketed an anatomically correct Congressman Anthony Weiner doll. Which, at $39.95, is reportedly flying off store shelves – they say.