For Scorpios there’s no direct line from point A to point B

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Scorpio sign

My Stars by Madame Zzaj Romanian Queen of all Queens

Libra sign

Libra (September 23-October22):

So many less direct aspects in your sign; if life was a Magic Eightball (you mean it isn’t?), the general response you’d get is “Unclear, ask again later”. Frustrating, I know, but better than “no way in hell” as an answer. Use the downtime to sort things out.

Scorpio sign

Scorpio (October 23-November 21):

Well, if you’re not in good shape at the start of October, you will be by the end of November. The New Moon and ambition prod you towards circuitous paths to achieve any of your goals. It doesn’t seem that there’s any direct route between point A and point B, where your concerns are concerned. Pack light, and carry some trail mix.

Sagittarius sign

Sagittarius (November 22-December 22):

Well, you might have wished to spend the autumn frolicking and being entertaining. It seems that Saturn and Jupiter would prefer for you to remain hunched over, nose to the grindstone, working extra hard to pay down debt (not necessarily of your own). This appears to be a short-term problem, as the New Moon on October 23 finds you released from this burden.

Capricorn sign

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):

While your first inclination might be to literally do all the heavy lifting as we move towards Autumn, it really would be better for you to work smart rather than work hard, as you’re prone to overdoing it, and being laid up. You wouldn’t want to miss out on all the social delights that will come your way as we approach Halloween, would you?

aquarius sign

Aquarius (January 20-February 18):

There does seem to be a teeny tendency for you to be snippy when you shouldn’t be, as we begin the season; this may lead to a rolled-up newspaper being applied to your bottom, bad puppy (who knows, you might enjoy it). Just apologize for your bad behavior, and don’t try to make amends by lavishing gifts you can’t afford on people that don’t need them.

Pisces sign

Pisces (February 19-March 20):

Your ruling planet, Neptune, is retrograde (as are those which rule most signs, this season). At least yours is well aspected to your Moon; you’ll be compelled to dwell on deeper and deeper thoughts and keep your own counsel. If you don’t already tend towards Goth trappings, this may be your time to ease into the cult.

aries sign

Aries (March 21-April 20):

This is the season for you to rise early and seize the day while others are still deciding on which jeans to wear. Mars, your ruling planet, is the perfect wingman these days. Time to dust off neglected plans and pursue them anew, Neptune providing the ingress.

Taurus sign

Taurus (April 21-May20):

I wish there was better news to report, but this Fall seems to want to hold you back. Day to day, there will be high points, certainly. In general, though, bigger plans, and ambitions, take a back seat to just keeping things together. It’s all boring, rather than perilous.

Gemini sign

Gemini (May 21-June 20):

Not only do things go your way, but you also get to be the catalyst to improve things for others within your social circles. The retrograde planets that inhibit others act for you as strong defensive works. You command the citadel and may extend aid to many, bringing you esteem.

Cancer sign

Cancer (June 21-July 22):

The Moon makes you feckless in October, concentrating more on what you want, no matter the cost to others. If the world was a blended family, you’d be the disruption. November lets you dwell on your own little world; play nice, or others will brick up the door.

Leo sign

Leo (July 23-August 22):

Mars and Venus are well balanced in your chart, which aids you in keeping your good humor even when hindered or impeded by things you can’t control. You have the good sense to realize this and to bide your time. Progress comes more easily in November if you maintain this outlook.

Virgo sign

Virgo (August 23-September 22):

Mercury is no longer retrograde, which is good news as it rules your sign. Your ability to see further ahead than others is a blessing, but Uranus does make you a bit smug when assisting others. Accept their thanks when offered, rather than asking for it.