‘Dick Doc Deux,’ “Johnsons” is the follow-up to “All Male, All Nude”

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Male strippers bare chest
Cover of the DVD "All Male, All Nude: Johnsons"

There are real people with real lives inside those hot bodies

You pretty much know what to expect from a movie called All Male, All Nude: Johnsons. The strippers are all men, and they take their clothes off. But it’s not just beefcake. There are real people with real lives inside those hot bodies at Johnsons, the strip club in Wilton Manors, Fla., and that is the subject of this documentary.

All Male, All Nude: Johnsons' male stripper leaning on pole.
All Male, All Nude: Johnsons’

This film might surprise you because it’s not just hot, buff, young, male, naked, and nearly naked bodies dancing atop bars in their native environment. The dancers have a brain, which we discover through interviews with the owner, his partner, staff members, the dancers, and the customers.

The owner describes accomplishing his dream of owning a strip club. The dancers discuss the challenges of their personal lives, their goals, and how the opportunity to dance for money helps them address and achieve them. Most of their attitudes toward stripping are extremely positive, with just one dancer expressing, “Nightlife really does take a toll on you, mentally, physically, emotionally. You don’t realize how hard it is to go up to someone in your underwear and seduce them. It really is a high-pressure job.”

Other than him, though, most of the dancers favorably review their profession either for the money it affords them to take care of their family and expenses, pay for school, fund a separate business, or simply to live well.

If you’re looking for a plot, you won’t find one here, but if you think a sequel to a documentary about a male strip club wouldn’t be entertaining and enlightening beyond just the naked bodies, think again. All Male, All Nude: Johnsons is both, while simultaneously full of eye candy.

The first movie (All Male, All Nude), released just two years ago, took viewers to Swinging Richards in Atlanta. After seeing the new Johnson’s version, we had to check out the original, and it was even nuder. There are swinging, flopping, and helicoptering dicks everywhere throughout the entire first documentary. There’s less nudity in the new version, in which the dancers strip down to their underwear, g-string, or jockstrap only.

Johnsons’ owner, Matt Colunga, who appears in both documentaries, explains the difference: “There’s lots of different definitions of strip clubs. If you’re in South Florida, Atlanta, or Portland, a strip club is considered full nude. When you have a bar such as mine where guys strip down to their underwear, it’s considered a go-go bar. I consider I own a strip club. The difference is my dancers go on stage fully clothed, and they strip down to their underwear, g-string, or jockstrap.”

After 23 years in the business, Matt is full of insider information about strip clubs, and he’s willing to share it, not only with the viewer but also with his dancers, as is evident throughout the film. He really cares about them, and it shows.

After seeing the original, we wondered what inspired the need for the follow-up All Male, All Nude: Johnsons. Director Gerald McCullouch said, “I had so much fun making the first ‘dick doc,’ which was actually a really great crash course in documentary filmmaking for me, that when the opportunity presented itself to make ‘Dick Doc Deux,’ I jumped on it. It was a wild, crazy ride getting to not only know a new family of dancers but a completely different club in a city I was unaccustomed to and fell in love with. I soaked up every single minute of the journey, which ended up being another great freakin’ exercise as me as a filmmaker. Plus, it’s strippers.”

Even with all the beautiful boys, it’s the interviews and personal stories that emerge front and center. It’s kind of like being at a pride parade or the hot club of the moment where the buff bodies are so plentiful they actually become non-descript. The dancers are there and noticeable, but eventually they are not the center of attention. Almost like the dancer in a polyamorous relationship who said that he falls in love with another hot guy every week. “Ugh, it’s too much sometimes.”

Of course, everyone keeps coming back for more, more hot, buff, young, male, naked and nearly naked bodies dancing atop bars. The customers at Johnsons and Swinging Richards come back for more, the director for “Dick Doc Deux” came back for more, and the viewers of the original All Male, All Nude can now come back for more.

If you are one of those who did see the first film, now’s your chance to also come back for more. If you didn’t, now you can see what all the excitement is about and why there was a desire for a second documentary about a male strip club.

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