Dear readers, considering how much I trust you to keep a secret, the time has come to reveal the truth about the Wiccan-Masonic complex, the hidden hand that has controlled and influenced historical events from behind the scenes. Wait for it... There's no such thing.
In 1969, New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison prosecuted Clay Shaw for allegedly conspiring to kill President John F. Kennedy. Shaw, a gay man, was the only person ever put on trial in connection with JFK's assassination.