My Stars by Madame Zzaj the Romanian Queen of all Queens
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Saturn and Uranus have rulership over your sign, but different effects than they do on Capricorns this cycle, how nice for Eve.
Luck and love happen by accident, due to these two planets, by which I mean you may be involved in a minor accident, and your distress will attract the attention of someone you would not have otherwise had an effect on. Practice fluttering your eyelids for maximum impact.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): They who finish their birthday month this cycle have an extra reward in store; just after the Moon is New, it interacts with it in the most delightful way, bringing new insights to you. The same holds true in March, the New Moon occurs in your sign, again bringing deeper perception, which can manifest in the material world. Make things happen! Birth and rebirth, renewal, all are possible.
Aries (March 21-April 20): The end of winter and start of spring are not cruel to you, quite the contrary, with your Moon well aspected to Mars, Saturn, and Jupiter. Basically, you should be a Minnesota Fats, all the planets are aligned for you to sync them into any pocket which brings you the greatest benefit; you’re a shark.
Taurus (April 21-May20): Sometimes, the Wheel of Fortune gets some sand blown into the gears, and it behooves us to put on the Carhart’s, crack open the toolbox, lubricate, and restore. In your case, quite a bit of Jiffy Lube will be necessary to clear away all the sand that your Moon has kicked up, squaring the inner and outer planets in your chart. It’s maintenance time.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): No frills, and no frivolity in the cards or the stars for you. It’s all straight ahead no nonsense, at least in the domestic sphere. You will need to re-balance work and the rest of your life, carving out more space for work frankly, as it seems that will be increased soon as the hours of daylight do as well.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): It seems that this might be the time to consider something more revealing, or at least formfitting as we march towards spring. Your Moon has a chat with Uranus and Venus, an ongoing dialogue. Actually, I have decided that it’s in your best interest to be out and about to make new connections. New opportunities to be sociable seems to be on the horizon, so dress for success in that arena.
Leo (July 23-August 22): It would seem your ambitions exceed your ability to act upon them. Alas, your Moon is in opposition, or square, to all the planets that would allow you to move forward. You may want to consider thigh-high rubber waders, as the stars come to you, you are finding the least treacherous path through a marsh full of brambles.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Color you contrary; the Full Moon in February has you holding strong opinions (no surprise there), But the Moon being in opposition to Venus while trine Saturn, the next day, increases the chance of you saying the wrong things at the worst possible time. Yours is another sign that should appreciate the beneficent effect of keeping a mask over your mouth; you might try multiples.
Libra (September 23-October22): Creative application of your talents will be the key to your success this season; dress the part, even at home; every day should be a statement of authority and command. You’ll be fast out of the gate Groundhog Day, getting your hands dirty while still impeccable in appearance. Saturn is keeping you focused on the task at hand these next two months.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): February finds you ruminating on things not going quite as planned, pouting about in old slippers and a tattered robe, as it were. Glamor seems to elude you. Neptune keeps squaring your Moon, leading you to unfulfillable fantasies, which hold you back. March breaks the log jam, seemingly; new attractions will appear, and you’ll be fit to be seen in public in no time.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 22): It’s a good thing we will still go about with masks in February and March, as this may inhibit the use of the sharp tongue attached to your brain, under the control of Mercury and Uranus, goading on a sense of entitlement that ill suits you, but there you have it. Only you can deflect yourself from this need to play the victim; trust me, we’re all under a lot of stress, dearie.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): It seems as though a new set of eyeglass frames, or at least the change of prescription, might be in order for you. I detect a Saturn/Uranus induced myopia that colors the way you’ll see the world at present. All that you desire sends you on a slightly sad treasure hunt, seeking that which will prove unsuitable for you. Best to sit back in a comfy chair and reassess.